she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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