i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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