Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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