sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
