I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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