remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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