The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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