dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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