I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Everything about him screamed your future.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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