Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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