Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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