Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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