weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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