the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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