im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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