He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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