what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Randomize
