I wish I could punch you in the face.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i dont even know how to be here
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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