The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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