So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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