i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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