Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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