I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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