Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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