Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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