Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
send nudes
from the living room?
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