He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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