4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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