idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So vagazzling was a success
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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