have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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