We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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