So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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