i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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