as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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