Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
should my penis look like a turkey
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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