marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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