She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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