I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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