new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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