No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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