I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
pop tarts are not kleenex
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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