she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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