Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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