i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
