Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He shit in the fireplace
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
