My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
my vag is so smooth its legendary
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My breasts were aching with rage.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How does it feel to date your dad?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
