his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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