should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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