are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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