we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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