Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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