I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So much Jack, so little girl.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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