Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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