drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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